To: Jehova Yahweh
Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666)
Presidential Tier, Paradise

Dear God,
This is to inform you that your current position as deity is 
herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP 
Your check will be mailed STOP 
Please do not use me for a reference STOP

Respectfully,

--Louis Seiffer Omnipotent Polifather